WE LOVE TESLA OWNERS

IF YOU OWN A TESLA: We understand that things are complicated for you right now. You probably bought it before you knew Musk is insane. We’re here to make your life easier.

In the Seattle area? We’ll remove your Tesla badge for free! Contact us for an appointment!

Suffering from Tesla Regret Syndrome? Check out the recommended treatment.

As a Tesla owner, you will be welcomed with open arms at our protests. There might even be a free sticker in it for you.

IF YOU DON’T OWN A TESLA: We do not advocate poor treatment of Tesla owners or vandalism of Tesla vehicles. But if we did, we’d likely make an exception for the Cybertruck. Jesus, that thing is ugly.

But seriously, don’t wreck things beyond Tesla’s stock price.